I didn't want to work at Pizza Hut and I didn't want to join the Army. So I just decided to go out and be awesome.

I slept in Uday Hussein's bed - that was just so strange. Went to Saddam's palace, was in a mortar attack - crazy stuff. And like three days later you're back in traffic on Sunset Boulevard. It's all kind of behind you, which is kind of perfect for a guy like me because I can take that and turn it into quite the tale.

I've been on 'Jay Leno,' and everyone likes Jay, but being on that show is a really boring afternoon. I sincerely like Jay, but I wouldn't want his job, because I'd have to interview Kathy Ireland, and there's nothing there I'd want to know.

There is no heaven for me and no hell. And certainly not any Karma.

To hate is to show you still care, who needs that, focus on what's really important.

With a book, there's no volume to turn up. You're very naked with a book.

For many, an album is no longer a considerable feat of an artist but just sounds to be half-listened to while one is halfheartedly engaged in something else.