That Newt Gingrich or any mainstream Republican has the nerve to look down from what they perceive as their moral mountaintop at anyone is laughable.

People are best on records and books because you can turn them off or put them back on the shelf.

I just get things done instead of talking about getting them done. I don't go out and party. I don't smoke, drink or do drugs and I'm not married, that leaves a lot of time for my work.

Books are cool, but knowledge without mileage doesn't mean anything to me.

I live my life by the numbers. Not only am I an American, I am an Americanist.

Love is self deception. I am a living creature. Hate is only self love. I am a double feature.

Fish is the only kind of respirating thing that I consume. Everything else I don't want any part of.