I don't really have any women in my life, actually those two - the women in my life are two married women who work at my office.

We Americans look funny when we're in France because we don't travel, we are fairly un-cultured whereas Europeans go to Africa all the time because it's right there.

Some music really does suck!

The number of people who are actual supporters of Mr. Romney could very well be less than the Donner Party, whose members they sadly resemble in many ways.

Everyone who knows me knows that I'm a hopeless romantic who listens to love ballads and doo-wop songs all the time.

It is our destiny to be born beautiful into an ugly age.

Sometimes you can get so far in yourself that you don't know who you are.