A gun in your hand makes a fool out of you. A gun in your hand makes a target out of me.

I am a veteran of the War on Christmas. I am just emerging from a battlefield strewn with dead trees and torn shreds of brightly colored wrapping paper.

I don't cuss in songs. It's too easy.

I come from a town of great musicians: Washington, D.C. It's no joke, that history.

If people are being upstanding citizens of the Republic, then you have to widen the net to incarcerate them. This explains why America's prisons are full of nonviolent offenders - a perfect example of American exceptionalism.

I've never heard Daft Punk; I've never heard a track of theirs in my life. They're the two guys with motorcycle helmets on?

Smart people make good choices. They dig science and say 'no' to the invasion of sovereign nations for the pleasure of corporations.