If I had to perform in a comedy club I would bomb; I would be trying too hard.

As the middle class is predated upon with an ever greater malicious intensity, their children stand to lose more and harder than their parents ever did.

I'll never forget how the depression and loneliness felt good and bad at the same time. Still does.

I have always thought that change you can see and feel is best.

I was at the first Minor Threat show, and you could tell, 'This band is going to be the king of the town.' It was obvious. They were so good.

Change is hard, but change is good.

I hate painting with a broad brush, but I think the birther thing, at its root, is racist. The guy was born in Hawaii. A black guy is president. It's cool. Get over it. Just deal with it. There's nothing you could show these birther people that would shut them up.