The first Van Halen album makes Johnny Rotten out to be what he really was and still is: a hairdresser.
I'm a professional food eater.
Republicans just can't help themselves. They get in front of a live microphone and within a few sentences are rocketing down the swiftest and most direct route to the all-you-can-eat comedian-and-talk-show-host buffet.
You can still function as a living ruin.
Canadians are often a friendly bunch.
A man came up to me the other day and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks. So you know what I did? I walked by him like he didn't even exist.