If you lie to the compiler, it will get its revenge.
Altruism is a fine motive, but if you want results, greed works much better.
Politics /n/: from 'poly ticks', short for 'many small bloodsucking insects'.
Belief is no substitute for arithmetic.
A bit of tolerance is worth a megabyte of flamming.
Programming graphics in X is like finding the square root of PI using Roman numerals.