Altruism is a fine motive, but if you want results, greed works much better.

C++ is the best example of second-system effect since OS/360.

Belief is no substitute for arithmetic.

To err is human, but to really screw things up requires a design committee of bureaucrats.

Politics /n/: from 'poly ticks', short for 'many small bloodsucking insects'.

MS-DOS isn't dead, it just smells that way.

If you lie to the compiler, it will get its revenge.