Those who do not understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it, poorly.
If you lie to the compiler, it will get its revenge.
To err is human, but to really screw things up requires a design committee of bureaucrats.
MS-DOS isn't dead, it just smells that way.
Programming graphics in X is like finding the square root of PI using Roman numerals.
Altruism is a fine motive, but if you want results, greed works much better.