Ten out of ten people die, so don't take life too seriously.

How you learn has nothing to do with how brilliant you are.

I have all over the country and all over the world. It is an honor for me to meet the fans, a blessing.

The theater of my mind has a seating capacity of just one, and its sold out for all performances.

Assumptions are the termites of relationships.

Adam Sandler is truly brilliant. He plays these goofy characters, but he is a brilliant fellow.

Everyone if so warm, and the children know my from the children's books. Their oldest siblings or young parents know me from "Here Comes the Groom" or "Waterboy."