When they ask me who's the president of Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan I'm going to say, you know, I don't know. Do you know? And then I'm going to say how's that going to create one job?

It's not Planned Parenthood. No, it's planned genocide. You can quote me on that.

The thing that differs me from a lot of other people running for the President of the United States is that I focus on the problem first. Then I focus on what the solution is.

I am suspending my presidential campaign.

People who oppose Obama are said to be racists - so I guess I'm a racist.

That's the biggest problem, is the tax code itself.

America has got to learn to take a joke.