If the tea party is so racist, how come when they have straw polls the black guy keeps winning?
Michele Bachmann... I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it.... Tutti-frutti. I know I'm going to get in trouble!
When all else fails the liberals call you names or attack your personality.
It is not someone's fault if they succeeded, it is someone's fault if they failed.
I think that taxes would be fair if we first get rid of the tax code.
The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is. [...] A manly man don't want it piled high with vegetables! He would call that a sissy pizza.