About the nicest thing God ever invented was alcohol. He's proud of it, too. The Bible's full of kind remarks about booze.
Herman WoukI learned about machinery, I learned how men behaved under pressure, and I learned about Americans.
Herman WoukThis is an excellent martini — sort of tastes like it isn't there at all, just a cold cloud.
Herman WoukThe only true non-conformists are in the asylums; the only radically free spirits are in the death house awaiting the chair. We live by patterns.
Herman Wouk