Illusion is an anodyne, bred by the gap between wish and reality.

The only true non-conformists are in the asylums; the only radically free spirits are in the death house awaiting the chair. We live by patterns.

When in trouble or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

About the nicest thing God ever invented was alcohol. He's proud of it, too. The Bible's full of kind remarks about booze.

Strange, isn't it, that warfare has come down to fencing with complicated toys that only a few seedy scholars can make or understand.

The Talmud: Heart's Blood of the Jewish Faith.

... a war always ends.