Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.

About the nicest thing God ever invented was alcohol. He's proud of it, too. The Bible's full of kind remarks about booze.

... talk, not sex, constitutes most of the intercourse between a man and his wife.

The American people are not cowardly. But, living in prosperous isolation, they have been the spoiled children of modern history.

Every hour spent on the Caine was a great hour in all our lives-if you don't think so now you will later on, more and more.

Illusion is an anodyne, bred by the gap between wish and reality.

A leader can't dash ahead around the bend out of sight.