... talk, not sex, constitutes most of the intercourse between a man and his wife.
Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
This is an excellent martini — sort of tastes like it isn't there at all, just a cold cloud.
Some hours weigh against a whole lifetime.
Some people think that all the equipment you need to discuss religion is a mouth.
About the nicest thing God ever invented was alcohol. He's proud of it, too. The Bible's full of kind remarks about booze.