A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you watch.
Contrary to popular belief, English women do not wear tweed nightgowns.
One of the nicest things about living in America is the fact that sooner or later you are practically bound to get an award of some sort or other.
[When asked if her husband was still living:] It's a matter of opinion.
Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
To call him a dog hardly seems to do him justice, though inasmuch as he had four legs, a tail, and barked, I admit he was, to all outward appearances. But to those who knew him well, he was a perfect gentleman.