A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you watch.

She never sets foot out of her apartment or her past.

My father dealt in stocks and shares and my mother also had a lot of time on her hands.

To call him a dog hardly seems to do him justice, though inasmuch as he had four legs, a tail, and barked, I admit he was, to all outward appearances. But to those who knew him well, he was a perfect gentleman.

People who think about the past have no future.

Love is a worn-out word. People love their cat, they love their house. I've never been in love with anyone but myself.

Contrary to popular belief, English women do not wear tweed nightgowns.