Misquotation is the pride and privilege of the learned.
When people are old enough to know better they are old enough to do worse.
Fate stalks us with depressing monotony from womb to tomb, and, when we are least expecting it, deals us a series of crushing blows from behind.
There is no stronger craving in the world than that of the rich for titles, except that of the titled for riches.
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
Misquotation is, in fact, the pride and privilege of the learned. A widely- read man never quotes accurately, for the rather obvious reason that he has read too widely.