Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.

Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.

There is no stronger craving in the world than that of the rich for titles, except that of the titled for riches.

[D]on't grow old. With age comes caution, which is another name for cowardice.... Whatever else you do in life, don't cultivate a conscience. Without a conscience a man may never be said to grow old. This is an age of very old young men.

The English public doesn't really like Shakespeare; it prefers football.

Misquotation is the pride and privilege of the learned.

I am inclined to think that one's education has been in vain if one fails to learn that most schoolmasters are idiots.