The ability to make love frivolously is the chief characteristic which distinguishes human beings from the beasts.

The tradition of professional baseball always has been agreeably free of chivalry. The rule is, "Do anything you can get away with."

When the ball was last seen crossing the roof of the stand in deep right field at 315 feet, we wonder whether new baseballs conversing together in the original package ever remark: "Join Ruth and see the world."

A cat is nobody's fool.

For the truth there is no deadline.

God, as some cynic has said, is always on the side which has the best football coach.

Nobody talks so constantly about God as those who insist that there is no God.