…but there they lay, sprawled across the field, craved far more by the vultures than by wives.

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Nothing feebler than a man does the earth raise up, of all the things which breathe and move on the earth, for he believes that he will never suffer evil in the future, as long as the gods give him success and he flourishes in his strength; but when the blessed gods bring sorrows too to pass, even these he bears, against his will, with steadfast spirit, for the thoughts of earthly men are like the day which the father of gods and men brings upon them.

No TV and no beer makes Homer something something.

There is nothing worse for mortals than a wandering life.

Nothing feebler does earth nurture than man, Of all things breathing and moving.

The windy satisfaction of the tongue.