One rogue leads another.

Thou knowst the oer-eager vehemence of youth,How quick in temper, and in judgement weak.

Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harassing that woman.

If you serve too many masters, you'll soon suffer.

I can't even say the word 'titmouse' without giggling like a schoolgirl.

I should rather labor as another's serf, in the home of a man without fortune, one whose livelihood was meager, than rule over all the departed dead.

Sleep, delicious and profound, the very counterfeit of death