I'll teach you to laugh at something that's funny!
The fates have given mankind a patient soul.
Of all creatures that breathe and move upon the earth, nothing is bred that is weaker than man.
Here, therefore, huge and mighty warrior though you be, here shall you die.
I guess some people never change... Or, they quickly change and then quickly change back.
All my life I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat man's body.