All my life I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat man's body.
No one can hurry me down to Hades before my time, but if a man's hour is come, be he brave or be he coward, there is no escape for him when he has once been born.
Marge, when I join an underground cult I expect a little support from my family.
Shame greatly hurts or greatly helps mankind.
The other day, I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers.
There is no fouler fiend than a woman when her mind is bent to evil.