Do I know what rhetorical means?
Blame the guy who doesn't speak Engish.
The other day, I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers.
A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.
Few sons are like their fathers - many are worse, few better.
The roaring seas and many a dark range of mountains lie between us.