Sensitive love letters are my specialty. 'Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.'
Wine can of their wits the wise beguile, Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile
Guns aren't toys! They're for family protection, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and keeping the King of England out of your face!
I was working on a flat tax proposal and accidentally proved there was no God.
Pffft, English. Who needs that? I'm never going to England.
I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth!