The internet wasn't created for mockery, it was supposed to help researchers at different universities share data sets. It was!

So it is that the gods do not give all men gifts of grace - neither good looks nor intelligence nor eloquence.

Be both a speaker of words and a doer of deeds.

Now what is a wedding? Well, Webster's dictionary describes a wedding as the process of removing weeds from one's garden.

Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep...in a giant blender.

Generations of men are like the leaves. In winter, winds blow them down to earth, but then, when spring season comes again, the budding wood grows more. And so with men: one generation grows, another dies away.

And what he greatly thought, he nobly dared.