Insignificant mortals, who are as leaves are, and now flourish and grow warm with life, and feed on what the ground gives, but then again fade away and are dead.
If any man obeys the gods, they listen to him also.
To be loved, you have to be nice to people, everyday. But to be hated, you don't have to do squat!
Nobody gets into heaven without a glowstick.
Good things don't end in -eum; they end in -mania or -teria.
If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way.