Even a fool learns something once it hits him.

Boy, everyone is stupid except me.

Ah, good ol’ trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.

I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.

I discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch.

A councilor ought not to sleep the whole night through, a man to whom the populace is entrusted, and who has many responsibilities.

Thou knowst the oer-eager vehemence of youth,How quick in temper, and in judgement weak.