Look now how mortals are blaming the gods, for they say that evils come from us, but in fact they themselves have woes beyond their share because of their own follies.

The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother, and I call him Gamblor!

Everything flows and nothing stays.

It is not right to exult over slain men.

A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds...it makes ice.

There is not any advantage to be won from grim lamentation.

Good things don't end in -eum; they end in -mania or -teria.