There is no greater glory that can befall a man that what he achieves with the speed of his feet or the strength of his hands.

Porkchops and bacon, my two favorite animals.

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.

The fates have given mankind a patient soul.

Thou knowst the oer-eager vehemence of youth,How quick in temper, and in judgement weak.

We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you?

Behold, on wrong Swift vengeance waits; and art subdues the strong.