And now I'm using sarcasm, to confess the whole thing so later I could say I already told you.
The wine urges me on, the bewitching wine, which sets even a wise man to singing and to laughing gently and rouses him up to dance and brings forth words which were better unspoken.
It is better to watch people do stuff than to do stuff.
No TV and no beer makes Homer something something.
By their own follies they perished, the fools.
Have patience, heart.