The best things beyond their measure cloy.
When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong! And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!
Once harm has been done, even a fool understands it.
I won't lie to you, fatherhood isn't easy like motherhood.
Porkchops and bacon, my two favorite animals.
I'll teach you to laugh at something that's funny!