Because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything.
We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you?
But he whose inborn worth his acts commend, Of gentle soul, to human race a friend.
We're goin bowling. If we don't come back, avenge our deaths.
I am so smart. I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T ... Uh, I mean S-M-A-R-T.
The fates have given mankind a patient soul.