And now I'm using sarcasm, to confess the whole thing so later I could say I already told you.
A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds...it makes ice.
When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong! And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!
The ugliest man was he who came to Troy; with squinting eyes and one distorted foot.
We got a little rule back home: If it's brown, drink it down. If it's black, send it back.
It never was our guise to slight the poor, or aught humane despise.