But listen to me first and swear an oath to use all your eloquence and strength to look after me and protect me.
No TV and no beer makes Homer something something.
Look at me! I'm a puffy pink cloud!
The stars never lie, but the astrologers lie about the stars.
The information superhighway showed the average person what some nerd thinks about Star Trek.
Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harassing that woman.