Kids are great. You can teach them to hate what you hate and, with the Internet and all, they practically raise themselves.

If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way.

Sweet sleep fell upon his eyelids, unwakeful, most pleasant, the nearest like death.

After the event, even a fool is wise.

How vain, without the merit, is the name.

Not at all similar are the race of the immortal gods and the race of men who walk upon the earth.

Nothing feebler than a man does the earth raise up, of all the things which breathe and move on the earth, for he believes that he will never suffer evil in the future, as long as the gods give him success and he flourishes in his strength; but when the blessed gods bring sorrows too to pass, even these he bears, against his will, with steadfast spirit, for the thoughts of earthly men are like the day which the father of gods and men brings upon them.