Kids are great. You can teach them to hate what you hate and, with the Internet and all, they practically raise themselves.

When you're in my house you shall do as I do and believe who I believe in. So Bart butter your bacon.

Do not beg me by knees or by parents you dog! I only wish I were savagely wrathful enough to hack up your corpse and eat it raw

A young man is embarrassed to question an older one.

Of men who have a sense of honor, more come through alive than are slain, but from those who flee comes neither glory nor any help.

I've finally tapped into that spirit of self-destruction that makes rock-n-roll the king of music!

Bear patiently, my heart, for you have suffered heavier things.