Guns aren't toys! They're for family protection, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and keeping the King of England out of your face!

A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds...it makes ice.

Thus have the gods spun the thread for wretched mortals: that they live in grief while they themselves are without cares; for two jars stand on the floor of Zeus of the gifts which he gives, one of evils and another of blessings.

I'm like that guy who single-handedly built the rocket and flew to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed?

Shame greatly hurts or greatly helps mankind.

We cannot all hope to combine the pleasing qualities of good looks, brains, and eloquence.

I want to be alone with my thought.