Wine gives strength to weary men.

There is the heat of Love, the pulsing rush of Longing, the lover’s whisper, irresistible—magic to make the sanest man go mad.

Wine gives strength to weary men.

Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harassing that woman.

First you don't want me to get the pony, then you want me to take it back. Make up your mind!

He lives not long who battles with the immortals, nor do his children prattle about his knees when he has come back from battle and the dread fray.

It is entirely seemly for a young man killed in battle to lie mangled by the bronze spear. In his death all things appear fair.