It was built against the will of the immortal gods, and so it did not last for long.

My wife's not some doobie to be passed around! I took a vow on our wedding day to bogart her for life.

You will certainly not be able to take the lead in all things yourself, for to one man a god has given deeds of war, and to another the dance, to another lyre and song, and in another wide-sounding Zeus puts a good mind.

Why so much grief for me? No man will hurl me down to Death, against my fate. And fate? No one alive has ever escaped it, neither brave man nor coward, I tell you - it’s born with us the day that we are born.

Young men's minds are always changeable, but when an old man is concerned in a matter, he looks both before and after.

I'll teach you to laugh at something that's funny!

I am so smart. I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T ... Uh, I mean S-M-A-R-T.