I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.
It never was our guise to slight the poor, or aught humane despise.
What so tedious as a twice-told tale?
We got a little rule back home: If it's brown, drink it down. If it's black, send it back.
No TV and no beer makes Homer something something.
Goddess of song, teach me the story of a hero.