Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.'
Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harassing that woman.
Modesty is of no use to a beggar.
The glorious gifts of the gods are not to be cast aside.
The tongue of man is a twisty thing.
His descent was like nightfall.