But listen to me first and swear an oath to use all your eloquence and strength to look after me and protect me.

Short is my date, but deathless my renown.

No TV and no beer makes Homer something something.

No one can hurry me down to Hades before my time, but if a man's hour is come, be he brave or be he coward, there is no escape for him when he has once been born.

But listen to me first and swear an oath to use all your eloquence and strength to look after me and protect me.

And now I'm using sarcasm, to confess the whole thing so later I could say I already told you.

You never know when an old calendar might come in handy! Sure, it's not 1985 right now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?