But listen to me first and swear an oath to use all your eloquence and strength to look after me and protect me.

Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic.

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will.

...he'll never lie - the man is far too wise.

Greetings, friends. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. So use it and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay. Eternal happiness is just a dollar away.

She sent him a warm and gentle wind, and Lord Odysseus was happy as he set his sails to catch the breeze. He sat beside the steering oar and used his skill to steer the raft.

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe.