Ah, good ol’ trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.
Oall the creatures that creep and breathe on earth, there is none more wretched than man.
The rest were vulgar deaths unknown to fame.
Oh, my tattered rags are caught on your coffee table.
Noble and manly music invigorates the spirit, strengthens the wavering man, and incites him to great and worthy deeds.
I believe children are the future...which is why they must be stopped now!