Money can be exchanged for goods and services!

Wine sets even a thoughtful man to singing, or sets him into softly laughing, sets him to dancing. Sometimes it tosses out a word that was better unspoken.

But listen to me first and swear an oath to use all your eloquence and strength to look after me and protect me.

When you're in my house you shall do as I do and believe who I believe in. So Bart butter your bacon.

Nobody gets into heaven without a glowstick.

A gun is not a weapon! It's a tool, like a butcher's knife, or a harpoon, or an alligator.

I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.