I was working on a flat tax proposal and accidentally proved there was no God.
The fates have given mankind a patient soul.
The ugliest man was he who came to Troy; with squinting eyes and one distorted foot.
When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong! And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!
A sympathetic friend can be quite as dear as a brother.
Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep...in a giant blender.