I've always wondered if there was a God. And now I know there is -- and it's me.

Never to be cast away are the gifts of the gods, magnificent, which they give of their own will, no man could have them for wanting them.

Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

Marge, when I join an underground cult I expect a little support from my family.

If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way.

A companion's words of persuasion are effective.

I wish that strife would vanish away from among gods and mortals, and gall, which makes a man grow angry for all his great mind, that gall of anger that swarms like smoke inside of a man's heart and becomes a thing sweeter to him by far than the dripping of honey.