I've always wondered if there was a God. And now I know there is -- and it's me.

When you're in my house you shall do as I do and believe who I believe in. So Bart butter your bacon.

The God of War will see fair play-he's often slain that wants to slay!

A decent boldness ever meets with friends.

Why so much grief for me? No man will hurl me down to Death, against my fate. And fate? No one alive has ever escaped it, neither brave man nor coward, I tell you - it’s born with us the day that we are born.

Yea, and if some god shall wreck me in the wine-dark deep, even so I will endure… For already have I suffered full much, and much have I toiled in perils of waves and war. Let this be added to the tale of those.

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