When are people going to learn? Democracy doesn't work.
First you don't want me to get the pony, then you want me to take it back. Make up your mind!
There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
In youth and beauty, wisdom is but rare!
My wife's not some doobie to be passed around! I took a vow on our wedding day to bogart her for life.
I am so smart. I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T ... Uh, I mean S-M-A-R-T.