A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.

Modesty is of no use to a beggar.

Nothing shall I, while sane, compare with a friend.

A gun is not a weapon! It's a tool, like a butcher's knife, or a harpoon, or an alligator.

Over the wine-dark sea.

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will.

I can't even say the word 'titmouse' without giggling like a schoolgirl.