Few sons are like their fathers - many are worse, few better.
We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you?
It is better to watch people do stuff than to do stuff.
I was working on a flat tax proposal and accidentally proved there was no God.
I too shall lie in the dust when I am dead, but now let me win noble renown.
Wine gives strength to weary men.