A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds...it makes ice.

Young men's minds are always changeable, but when an old man is concerned in a matter, he looks both before and after.

Fear, O Achilles, the wrath of heaven; think on your own father and have compassion upon me, who am the more pitiable

And now I'm using sarcasm, to confess the whole thing so later I could say I already told you.

Behold, on wrong Swift vengeance waits; and art subdues the strong.

Union Rule 26: Every employee must win 'Worker of the Week' at least once, regardless of gross incompetence, obesity or rank odor.

The tongue of man is a twisty thing.