A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds...it makes ice.

You ought not to practice childish ways, since you are no longer that age.

To-morrow we embark upon the boundless sea.

For rarely are sons similar to their fathers: most are worse, and a few are better than their fathers.

There is nothing alive more agonized than man / of all that breathe and crawl across the earth.

The sun rose on the flawless brimming sea into a sky all brazen-all one brightening for gods immortal and for mortal men on plowlands kind with grain.

The other day, I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers.