A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds...it makes ice.

After the event, even a fool is wise.

A councilor ought not to sleep the whole night through, a man to whom the populace is entrusted, and who has many responsibilities.

And when long years and seasons wheeling brought around that point of time ordained for him to make his passage homeward, trials and dangers, even so, attended him even in Ithaca, near those he loved.

I can't even say the word 'titmouse' without giggling like a schoolgirl.

When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong! And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!

They did not know her-gods are hard for mortals to recognize.